Mathew Long

Year: 2028

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA

Major: Undecided

Dream Job: “Minister of propaganda for a small autocracy”

Favorite Commentator: Bill Hillgrove

Hobbies: Catan, ukulele, reading, and crosswording

Favorite Sport: Baseball

Favorite Team/Player: Pirates, Steelers, Penguins, Josh Harrison

Favorite Place on Campus: Prez Lawn

Pregame Meal: Peanut butter and banana sandwich

Hype Song: “Favorite Crime” Olivia Rodrigo